Feeling Guilty

For pretending I was going to clean up the pile of poo Hers dropped on our street strip when I really had no such intention.
If you step in it it's your own damn fault - what are you doing in my street strip?

Ouch

Dog Mountain does not care about you. It eats crybabies like you for breakfast.

Thinking About

Replacing all our area rugs with those indoor/outdoor ones so that when someone vomits on them you can just haul that bitch outside and hose it off. The rug, not the vomitous offender.